My Comp Poem

i bought a computer
right from the store
i think it's pretty new
'cause it cost me a lot more

than the other ones,
with intel inside,
with shiny guns
with ocean tide.

but my new computer
really hits it smack
i bought it new
out of that grubby shack.

some guy (he wouldn't show his face)
told me that this is a computer to race
it has 128 of ram (or so he said)
i could even let it run while i made my bed

he also said it had intel 1
i know i got the bestest now
cause i dont want no stinkin' four
he said that runs just like a cow

when i got home, and opened the box,
i thought it smelled like mouldy rocks,
it was cool, like avoiding getting bit,
and i knew it was new, cus it had a sticker on it.

it only took an hour to boot up
and it only took anoher to actually login
but now i'll go brag to my nerdy friends
cuz' in the world of computers, i win.

--Erty